Ello there!
To put it simply, I’ve got some ideas for gears (mostly new goats) that I would just like to share.
Most of these goats would require quests to obtain, so I might as well list those as well.
1. Sewer Goat (“Crikey!”)
Quest: Clogged Pipe
Located next to the Capracabana beach, there will be a sewer pipe sticking out of the wall. However, in said sewer pipe, there is a clog…a clog of crocodiles. Hundreds of crocodiles have gotten jammed in the sewer pipe. Normal…
To get them out, headbutt the clog around 10 times. This will cause them to all fly out at the same time, leaving around 30 crocodile bodies floating in the water. Enter the now opened sewer, and you shall come back out with the Sewer Goat unlocked.
Appearance: A crocodile. With its tongue sticking out.
Abilities: None.
2. Ancient Goat (“Life, uh, finds a…a…didn’t we already say that?”)
Quest: Who Left That There?
In the Port of San Angora, there is a container yard. In one container, there is a…time machine? Who left that there? That’s a good name for the quest, actually…hmmm…
Trying to enter the time machine won’t do anything. It’s not plugged in! On the back of the time machine, there is a plug. Lick the plug (or headbutt it) into the outlet that’s, coincidentally, also behind the time machine. Doing this will power it on.
Enter the time machine, and you will come back out as the Ancient Goat.
Appearance: A pterosaur. With its tongue sticking out.
Abilities: Can fly like Valentino Salami from the first game.
3. Hoofer Dam Monster (“Ancestor to goats somehow. Don’t ask.”)
Quest: Recovery Mission (Only available after Hoofer Dam is drained)
As said before, this goat is only available after Hoofer Dam is drained. Once the water is out, the top half of some kind of prehistoric skeleton will be exposed near the left of the pit. Headbutting it will reveal the entire skeleton, which has what basically everything else in this game has: Ragdoll Physics!
Lick the skeleton and bring it down to the history museum, in which there is an empty display for it. Drag it into the display, and (somehow) your goat will turn into the Hoofer Dam Monster.
Appearance: A plesiosaur with jagged teeth, that drags itself on land like a seal. Has its tongue sticking out.
Abilities: Walks slower than most goats, but swims faster than most goats.