Heres my idea for the next expansion:
Goat Simulator 3: Blast to the Past!
Purchasing the Blast to the Past DLC may optionally provide the player with the Old School Pilgor goat.
Since all expansions have some sort of starting cutscene or introduction, Blast to the Past’s would be something like this:
The starting few seconds of the cutscene, your goat is bouncing around, until they spot the Coffee Stain house from goat simulator 1 a ways away. The screen fades to black shortly, then fades out of black into a scene of the goat approaching the house. The goat walks inside the house, only to be met with it suddenly descending underground into a concrete tunnel and travelling somewhere else.
When the map loads in for the first time, the Coffee stain house leaves the ground, and you’re met with Goatville once again.
The map is basically every Goat Simulator 1 dlc interconnected, Goatville’s ends are connected to Goat City Bay and Goatz
Goat City Bay connects to Goatville. Goatz connects to Goat City Bay. Payday and MMO are on seperate islands. Waste of Space is accessible by a rocket in Goatz.
Goatville and Goat City Bay have had minimal changes, maybe a few map changes or so. Goat MMO simulator has since had the castle of Goatwind destroyed due to the sheep’s invasion since you left, and the lagging goats have finally disconnected.
Goatz since your first appearance is still suffering from the apocalypse. However, unlike its original interpretation the survival mechanics were removed (or you can add them in the form of an accessory)
Payday has not changed much, aside from the cages being broken and Cowie’s seeming to be completely empty. Going to space here sends you to Waste of Space. Cats have also seemed to find new homes, causing Cat Sausage to go out of business and the Kittyland Love Center to be gone
Waste of Space has had no changes except the giant laser pointed at earth appears to have been taken away and everythings already been funded from your first appearance.
Example goat gears
Cowies Employee Set
Unlocked as a pickup inside Cowies. Contains a branded shirt and a hat. The hat allows you to throw burgers similarly to the pizza delivery back gear.
Valentino Salami, Don Pastrami, Humphrey Ciabatta and Dolph Sphaghetti can be obtained by completing an event about breaking them out of jail.
The Matress Stack back gear can be obtained by grabbing 5 matresses in Goatville and placing them ontop eachother, causing them to compress into the gear. The gears ability allows you to toss up to 5 matresses at once, which act as portable trampolines. You can put them back in the stack by licking them and pressing Ability.