A River Goat (hippopotamus)! Make it happen pretty please!
Special ability perhaps: swallows an object in front of it and, after a random and uncontrolled amount of time, spits it back out. Random time so it is different from the satellite dish ability. Doesn’t have to be this obviously. Just one idea I had for a special, but I’d be just as happy if there was no special.
It likes to write really long words as a hobby, btw.